The Unexpected Outcome of a Museum Gala
“Well, we’ve gone and done it, young fellah my lad.”
-Lord John Roxton, The Lost World
On the following evening, Perseus found himself at the Natural History Museum, dressed in a rented suit and tails, with a ticket in hand that had cost almost as much, scanning the crowed of richly dressed guests the way a lion scans a herd of zebras, looking for that one who stands out as a viable target.
Martin had outdone himself. The gala was being held in honor of an expedition to Borneo that had returned in triumph with several new species of insects, reptiles, and birds, one of which – dubbed the silver eagle for its sticking feathers and nocturnal habits – had made rather a sensation. The reception was held in the central hall of the museum, with specimens from the expedition on triumphal display at temporary stands between the pillars of the gothic space (the live specimen of the silver eagle was perched in a large cage in the center of the hall, shooting warning looks at anyone who ventured too close). Virtually all the most important and influential zoological men of the Royal Academy and the major universities were there, along with their patrons, and all, no doubt, were eager for a ‘silver eagle’ of their own. Here if anywhere, he would find what he sought.
He got some champagne and, putting on his best winning manner, the one that he had used to flirt with tourists when he had worked on a riverboat, he selected the elderly Lord Fitzgibbons and his wife (Martin had provided him a list of notable people who would be present) and began making small talk. They were charmed, particularly Lady Fitzgibbon, and a few anecdotes and compliments were enough to establish a rapport.
But just as he was laying the foundations for his attack, there was a momentary lull in the chatter around him and a voice reached his ears from across the hall.
“Tell me, Lady Elizabeth, will you be making another donation to the museum this year?”
That name. Surely not…
In a flash, Perseus forgot everything and whipped around. His eyes found her at once, standing beside the diplodocus skeleton, not twenty feet away from him.
The same, and yet not the same. The skinny, rambunctious girl, all arms and legs, covered in freckles and insect bites, had become a tall, elegant woman; grace and refinement in every limb. The tangled red hair was now smooth and done up in a kind of crown, like a halo of flame. The dirty, torn frocks had been replaced by a green dress trimmed in gold which emphasized her fiery hair, as well as her firm and blooming figure. Her face was much as it had been, yet somehow more. Beautiful, certainly; it was a face made for the open air, for the adoring, obedient eyes of dogs and horses. An open, kind face that looked as though it would be quick to laughter.
But the eyes—the bright, hazel-green eyes, sparkling with life—those hadn’t changed.
Martin hadn’t said a word…perhaps she was a late addition to the guest list? Or had he deliberately kept quiet to ensure Perseus ran into her. He might have to have words with him later.
“I suspect I shall,” Elizabeth was saying without interest. “I always find human knowledge a good investment.”
“I just wondered,” said the other woman, whom Perseus had barely noticed. “As I’d heard you’d purchased yourself a new horse.”
“Apparently to my shame, I have money for both,” said Elizabeth, coloring slightly. “Horses needs homes just like anyone else.”
Perseus disengaged himself from his new acquaintances without noticing what he said and crossed the room.
“Of course,” said the other, making a note. She was evidently a reporter of some kind.
“Oh, bother, you’re going to make that sound horrible, aren’t you? ‘Lady Elizabeth says that she sees people on a level with horses.’”
“That is one possible interpretation of what you said,” the reporter replied with a smile like vinegar. “After all, I can’t help notice that your donations tend to be, how shall I put it? Abstract. Why not give to something more practical, if you really want to put your money to good use?”
“What would you suggest?” asked Elizabeth.
“Say, the League of Women voters? Or the Peace Pledge Union? Something for the immediate benefit of mankind.”
“Personally,” said Perseus, sliding into the conversation. “I don’t think people are on a level with horses. I think, taking all in all, that horses are far preferable. Particularly compared with the League of Women Voters.”
Elizabeth laughed, looking at him with grateful surprise.
“And, who are you, sir?” asked the reporter.
“Only a barbarian from beyond the sea,” he said with a bow. “Now if you don’t mind, I should like to borrow Lady Elizabeth for a moment.”
Elizabeth nodded at the woman with elaborate politeness and allowed Perseus to draw her aside.
“Thank you for coming to my rescue,” she said. “I’d a hundred times prefer to be abducted by barbarians than preyed upon by reporters.”
“Does she do it so often?”
“Always,” said Elizabeth. “That’s Sarah Manning, society writer for the Guardian. Rather hot on the subject of the aristocracy and how it is ‘a parasitical tumor upon British society,’ I believe is how she put it. I suppose tomorrow I’ll receive a double-dose of venom for your gallantry, but at least I can enjoy the look on her face tonight, and so for that I thank you, Sir Barbarian.”
“My pleasure, your ladyship,” he answered with a bow.
“I didn’t catch your name,” she said. She tilted her head, scrutinizing him closely. “And…pardon me, but have we met before?”
“We have,” he said. “And I am glad to see that at least the sea monster hasn’t gotten you yet.”
Her hazel eyes widened and her jaw dropped. For a moment, all her good breeding and elegant habits were lost in astonishment.
“Perseus?” she said. “Perseus Corbett? I…my goodness, I wouldn’t have recognized you! You have…well, you’ve grown!”
“So have you,” he said. “I suppose it happens over fourteen years, doesn’t it?”
“Yes, yes it does,” she stammered, hardly thinking what she was saying. “But where on Earth have you been? The last I heard you’d gone off to sea.”
“You heard of that?” he said, surprised.
“Of course. I wrote to ask you to come for Christmas, but your mother said you’d gone.”
“Oh,” he said. He felt thrown by the news; it had never occurred to him that she would do such a thing. “I thought your mother didn’t like me.”
“She didn’t frightfully, but I talked her into it. I was so disappointed to find out you weren’t coming.”
“I…I’m afraid I had to start earning my fortune,” he said.
“Oh, yes,” she said. She seemed suddenly embarrassed and dropped her eyes, fingering her dress. “I mean, of course I realize that now.”
As they spoke, he thought something else about her had changed. The quickness, the colt-like energy that had marked her every move and expression in the past was gone. She seemed…slower. Tireder. The spirited colt had been reined.
There was a somewhat uncomfortable pause. The things he really wanted to say to her, the things he wanted to ask her, couldn’t be said. He was trying to get a surreptitious look at her left hand, but she was holding them so that he couldn’t see. They were rescued by Lord and Lady Fitzgibbon.
“Lady Elizabeth! Do you know Mr. Corbett?” his Lordship asked.
“Oh, yes, we go way back,” said Elizabeth.
“Old friends,” said Perseus, watching to see what effect that might have on her. She gave no sign of either approval or disapproval.
“I am surprised you never mentioned him!” said her Ladyship. “Such a charming man.”
Was it his imagination, or was there a twinkle in Lady Fitzgibbon’s eyes?
“It’s been some time since we’ve seen each other,” Elizabeth answered.
“That certainly explains your hasty departure, Mr. Corbett,” said his Lordship with a smile. “Say no more! We shall leave you to your bewitching companion.”
They bowed and drifted off.
“When did you become acquainted with them?” she asked
“About five minutes ago.”
“Quick work. You seem to have made your fortune after all, haven’t you?”
“Looks can be deceiving,” he said, glancing down at his suit. “As a matter of fact I’m here on business.”
“How tiresome,” she said. “But tell me, what sort of business is it that you do? Nothing in London, surely.”
“Not usually, no,” he said with a grin. “I have done…well, quite a lot. I was a sailor during the Great War, and a soldier in one or two little ones. I ran a tour boat on the Nile, I tried my hand at ranching for a bit, I’ve hunted and trekked through most of the odd places of the world, and now I’m dabbling in a bit of field science.”
“My goodness! Then you’ve actually done it, haven’t you?” she exclaimed. Her lovely hazel eyes were wide with wonder, and she looked at him the way a child looks at a particularly good magician. “I mean, all those things we talked about as children that we wanted to do.”
“I suppose I have,” he said. “But I’m sure you’ve done some as well, haven’t you?”
“No,” she said. “No, I’m afraid I’ve turned into quite the boring, stay at home sort; the most adventure I have is the occasional hunting trip or riding party. And never farther abroad than Ireland.”
“Really?” he said in genuine surprise. “Has something happened to Sangral?”
“Oh, no; it’s taking in quite as much money as ever, and I’ve made a bit of an investment or two that have paid off handsomely. It isn’t want of resources; more want of opportunity.”
“I see,” he said, though he didn’t. “And how is the old place?”
“Quite the same as ever,” she said. “Tredwell is still treading about, your uncle is still keeping the grounds lovely. Mother sits home in her conservatory most of the time. And…and I’m afraid Father died some years ago; just after the war, in fact.”
“Did he? I am very sorry to hear that,” said Perseus. “I always liked him.”
“Yes, it was rather horrible,” she said in a dull kind of voice that sounded jarring coming from her. “Especially coming just then when we were all thinking we’d gotten through it.”
“Was he ill?”
“No, it was a motorcar. Some drunken fool ran him down.”
She cleared her throat and rallied herself.
“But never mind that. No help for it. Anyway, I don’t suppose you want to waste time hearing all my dreary news. And most of it is dreary; as I say, I’ve turned out frightfully boring.”
“It can’t all be dreary,” he said. “Come now; no good news?”
He braced himself as she considered the question.
“Well, as you heard, I have some charming horses,” she said. “And I have had a bit of a lark funding expeditions to interesting places. I don’t go myself, but at least I hear amusing stories from the people do. As a matter of fact, I put a bit of money toward this trip, though don’t let Ms. Manning hear that; she did a piece last year on how I only do it to keep my name in the papers. As if I want people to write horrible things about me! But there I go being dreary again, and it’s really too dull for me to recite that sort of thing when I want to hear more about you. Oh! do you still have that medal I gave you?”
“Of course!” he said smiling to cover the stab of guilt in his stomach. “I keep it very safe.”
“That’s a relief! I was just thinking that, with your running all over the world, getting into adventures, and being in the war and all it was…not that I’m suggesting you would be reckless with it, just that it is very precious and all.”
“Quite, quite,” he said, hoping she would change the subject. At the same time he noted the nervous, embarrassed edge to the question, with her perceived need to apologize for asking. That again wasn’t like her. Yes, she was definitely less sure of herself than she had been. He wondered what had brought the change.
“So, what is this business you’re here about?” she asked after another somewhat embarrassed pause.
“Oh, that,” he said. “That is…a little complicated.”
He really didn’t want to have to lie to Elizabeth of all people. Yet here was an opportunity that he could not possibly pass by. He made up his mind in an instant.
“The long and short of it is,” he said, lowering his voice, “that I’m hoping to get a little expedition together to go take a look at a backwater of the Amazon. I’ve happened to hear rumors of there being unique species in that region. I was rather hopping to convince one of these scientists to take an interest in it.”
“Oh, is that all!” she said. “Why the whispering, then? I might be able to help you there. I know most of these scientist fellows. And if you need money…”
“I couldn’t ask you to do that!” he said.
“Whyever not?” she said. “I told you, it’s practically a hobby of mine, and I’d just as soon fund something for you as for a stranger.”
“Well…” he said, hesitantly. “I certainly could use the help, I won’t deny; I haven’t been in England since the war.”
“Come along then; we’ll hash it all out,” she said. “But not here; don’t suppose you want to talk with all these people about.”
He shrugged, nodded, and allowed her to lead him away.
“Damn, there’s another reporter; we’ll go this way…”
After a few more turns and detours to avoid certain guests, she had led him out of the central hall and down the corridors. After checking one or two chambers and finding them occupied by other guests who had sought to escape the main party, she at last deposited him in the hall of reptiles beside a case of various snakes.
“Perfect,” she said. “Now wait here a moment; I think I know just the man you want to see…”
She disappeared, leaving Perseus to try to gather his scattered thoughts. A few minutes later, she returned trailing a thin, elderly man behind her.
“Professor Julius Illingworth, may I present my old friend, Mr. Perseus Corbett.
During one of his many adventures, Perseus Corbett had spent some time in a very old house in the southern United States. One room had held numerous taxidermized specimens of deer, bear, and other creatures, but the house had been abandoned for so long that they had dried out and begun to fall in upon themselves.
Professor Illingworth reminded him forcibly of one of those creatures.
He was tall and very thin, with sunken cheeks and grey hair that was rapidly losing its war with the inevitable. He had a drooping kind of mustache and deep-set grey eyes with heavy eyelids that made him look a bit like an old dog. His grey suit appeared a trifle too large for him, as though it had been tailored for him when he had been more filled out and healthy. But the gaze that met his was sharp and cunning, and Perseus guessed that, however desiccated the man may be, he had lost none of his wits.
“How do you do, sir?” he said, offering a cadaverous hand as he surveyed Perseus with his cold blue eyes. Perseus could almost feel the old man’s gaze as it swept over his tan, his scars, and took the measure of his frame. “I understand that you have some sort of proposition.”
“I do, sir,” he answered. “I’m by way of being an amateur naturalist myself; knocked around the world quite a bit…”
“Have you?” Illingworth interrupted. “Then of course you would have no trouble recognizing that specimen?” He indicated one of the taxidermied snakes under the glass, putting his hand over the label.
“Naturally,” said Perseus smoothly. “Kanburi pit viper. Lovely creature, isn’t it?”
“Magnificent,” said Illingworth in a mechanical tone. “And are you familiar with its cousin, the Stejneger viper?”
“I have made its acquaintance, yes,” said Perseus. “Not quite so attractive as this fellow.”
“Not at all. And you must then have encountered the Carneddau viper in your travels?”
Perseus sensed the trap.
“I have not, I am afraid, nor have I read of that species,” he said. “Some new discovery of your own, perhaps? The name suggests a Welsh variant.”
Illingworth smiled, a thin smile that did not reach his eyes.
“It has been some years since I have been actively involved in field work,” he said. “There is no such creature, to the best of my knowledge.
“Ah, I see,” said Perseus. “You were attempting to trip me up? To show me as a fraud and imposter?”
“It has been known to happen,” said Illingworth. “Particularly where…” he glanced at Elizabeth. “Money is concerned.”
“So it has. I could tell you a fair few stories from my travels.”
“I am sure you could,” said Illingworth in a dry tone. “Now, what is this proposal of yours?”
“As I was saying, I have been around the world quite a lot. I was in Portugal a short time back where I chanced to meet a retired fellow from the Brazilian army. Left when the empire was overthrown. Anyway, he had done a deal of work in the Amazon; helped get the telegraph started. Living out in the wilds, he got to know the locals quite well, and they told him tales of a certain tributary, way back in the beyond of beyond, supposedly the haunt of monsters. One day he got curious and paid some of the fellows to show him the way. Well, he told me, after a long journey, they started seeing queer things; things he hadn’t seen anywhere else in the jungle.”
“Such as what?” asked Illingworth.
“He had a bit of trouble describing them to me,” said Perseus. “He was a bit far gone, I’ll admit; stumbled a little in his words, but I gather there were great snakes and huge birds, like the moa, you know. And a variety of large mammalian life; like bears, he said.”
“In the jungle?”
“Quite, that is what I thought.”
“What was your friends’ name, may I ask?”
“He said that it was Colonel Torres,” said Perseus. “Though I confess, from things he let drop, I suspect that was an alias. He kept talking of enemies.”
“This is all very entertaining,” said Illingworth, in a tone that suggested he had never been entertained in his life. “But I still do not grasp what you want from us?”
“I propose an expedition, sir, to travel up this river and document its wildlife.”
“In fact, you wish us to pay you to travel to the Amazon based on the word of a man you yourself describe as a paranoid drunkard, and who, for all I can see, may not even exist?”
“Not at all!” said Perseus. “I want you to send some of your own people to the Amazon, and I offer my services as a guide.”
“It comes to much the same thing, does it not?” asked Illingworth.
“Indeed,” said Perseus with a bow. “You are, professor, a very clever man, I can see. You’ve got me in a nice little corner here. How can I prove my good faith on such a matter? I have no references in this country, save Lady Elizabeth here, and while I’m sure no man could doubt her good will or good sense, what can she really tell you on this matter when this is the first she is hearing of it as well? If I were to summon my partner to vouch for my story, you would only say that he is as much a crook as myself. What, then, do you suggest I do?”
“What indeed?” asked Illingworth.
“What are you going to do?” asked Elizabeth. She was watching him with keen interest; like a child watching for the magician to pull his trick.
“Nothing simpler,” he answered. “I will venture to forego all payment until the successful completion of the expedition. ‘Satisfaction guaranteed or services free’. How will that do?”
Elizabeth’s face broke into a radiant grin that nearly upset Perseus’s air of nonchalance.
“That, I should say, will be most satisfactory,” she said. “You might have had a career in advertising.”
Illingworth, however, though he looked surprised, did not look satisfied.
“May I ask, sir, why this is so important to you?”
Perseus tore his eyes off of Elizabeth to look at Illingworth.
“An adventure,” he said. “I am not particularly concerned with money, you see, but I do like a good adventure. This seems a cracking good one: the chance to explore one of the remaining really unknown places on Earth, to see things that few if any men have ever seen before. That is worth more to me than any gold.”
Illingworth surveyed him with dry skepticism.
“That may be so, sir, but I must say that I see no practical benefit to the museum in this proposal.”
“No benefit?” Elizabeth exclaimed. “A truly unexplored and undocumented ecosystem?”
“In the first place, I have heard nothing to convince me that such a place exists,” said Illingworth. “In the second, I am sure there are many such places in the world today, but an institution such as ours has better things to do with its time and money than go hauling around the world looking for them on bare and uncertain evidence. It would be a great expense with a very small likelihood of a reasonable return. Much as I care for the advancement of knowledge, the discovery of a few new species of butterfly or lizard or even bird would not significantly impact our reputation or income one way or another, despite what the papers may say.”
Elizabeth looked at him with something of expression she might have given if she had caught him burning the Union Jack. Then a mischievous glint came into her eyes, and she shrugged her slender shoulders.
“Oh, well,” she said. “I can certainly respect your feelings on the matter. We shall simply have to ask elsewhere.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Personally, I am convinced of Mr. Corbett’s sincerity and good intentions, and I, for one, mean to see to it that this river is found and documented. And so, if the Natural History Museum is not interested, I will have to go elsewhere.”
Illingworth’s cold, dry manner slipped a little.
“Lady Elizabeth, you surely are not going to waste your money on such a…” he glanced at Perseus. “Uncertain venture?”
“Why not?” she said. “It is my money, after all, despite what some people seem to think. And I don’t know that it is so uncertain. At any rate, I intend to fund this expedition as soon as I find a scientific organization that is more concerned with advancing human knowledge than advancing its reputation.”
Perseus had to bite his lip to hide his grin. He tried not to look at either of them for fear he would lose composure entirely.
“I…as to that…” Illingworth spluttered.
Perseus could almost hear the thought process going on in the old man’s head; Elizabeth was an important patron of the museum. Whatever the costs of the expedition, losing her backing would be worse.
“Not only do I intend to fund it,” she went on. “I intend to accompany it.”
Perseus’s amusement vanished.
“You what?” he said.
She beamed at him.
“Yes, I think, since I am making an investment, I ought to see what my investment will buy for once.”
“Well, yes,” he said. “But, you know, it’s going to be quite dangerous.”
“Of course I realize that.”
She didn’t, he could tell. No one ever really did until they were there. He hadn’t expected this. It was one thing risking himself in a quest for gold; risking Elizabeth was something else entirely. Especially when he had lied about what exactly they were looking for a and why he was going. He felt hot, prickling shame in his stomach and a sensation like coming fever at the back of his throat.
But it was too late now; if he admitted the truth, there would be the end of it.
“Much as I would love to have you along,” he said. “I strongly, strongly advise against it. We are going to be travelling in very rough country, and there will be jaguars and venomous snakes and insects and disease and many of the tribes are very unfriendly to outsiders, and that isn’t even considering the hardships and lack of privacy and…”
He stopped. The more he spoke, the brighter her eyes became, and he realized he was only making her more determined. He sighed. There was nothing for it.
“But if you really are determined,” he said. “Then I suppose I can’t stop you.”
“No, you can’t,” she answered. “Now all we have to do is to find another museum to provide the necessary scientific…”
“Oh, very well,” said Illingworth. “If you really mean to insist upon this venture, then I shall at least see to it that some good comes of it.”
“You will back the expedition, then?”
“Yes, yes, I shall,” he sighed. “I don’t know what it will do to my reputation, but so be it. When do you propose we start?”
“The sooner the better, I should think,” said Elizabeth.
“Very well. I shall have my assistant begin work on an itinerary. Now, where is that boy? Bill!”
While all this was going on, Martin had waited in the eastern wing of the museum, watching the party from the shadow of the portico with keen eyes for any sign of trouble. Underneath his stoic exterior, he was really rather anxious; he didn’t like Perseus’s scheme very much, and had only agreed to it because he hadn’t been able to think of a better plan. But if he could not prevent it, the only thing to do was to be on hand to try to ensure it came off.
At the same time, he had had an impish curiosity to see what happened when Perseus met Lady Elizabeth at last, as well as to see her for himself (it was partly for that reason that he had neglected to inform Perseus that she would be there). For though Perseus had never spoken much about her, Martin knew enough to guess at what he hadn’t said. He observed their conversation closely, unable to hear, but exercising his keen eye to judge their manners. Once they had disappeared into the west wing, Martin withdrew into the quiet corridors to think and to consider what he had observed.
He rather liked what he saw of Lady Elizabeth. She was certainly a beautiful young woman, and what was rarer, she knew how to dress well. She appeared to have perfectly good manners, but without affectation. A thoroughly charming young lady, he concluded, though he detected an air of anxiety about her that he didn’t quite like. He would have to keep an eye on that.
For all his sophistication, Martin Halritter really had a very simple soul. He was the quintessential servant; no talk of salary or communal service interested him, nor was he any company man, but personal loyalty to one man or one family was the prime mover of his soul. Many there are for whom it is so, and at that time they were already beginning to suffer from the want of such opportunity in a rapidly changing world.
Perseus Corbett was no gentleman, at least not yet, but Martin had seen in him qualities that he thought would make for true nobility. And so, he had attached himself to him. They spoke as equals, and Martin never used the word ‘Sir,’ yet in his mind he was a valet and Perseus was his gentleman. There was between them that deep, abiding love that is sometimes called friendship, other times simply loyalty, but stands in a class of its own; the peculiar love of servant and master that in some ways is akin to that of father and son, save that neither could say which was which.
As he strolled softly up the hall, he became aware of voices coming from the hall of fossils. Curious, he drifted nearer to try to catch what was heard. A combination of the training of a good servant and many years spent in dark and dangerous places had given him the power of moving quite silently when he wished, and he did so now, gliding down the hall to see what was afoot.
Peering around the corner of the entry way, he beheld two young people standing amid the looming skeletons of ancient monsters. One was a big, amiable-looking young man with a thin mustache, the other a slender girl with long dark hair and an attractive, clever kind of face.
“Bill, this is ridiculous,” the girl was saying.
“No, but really Frances, I do love you…”
“Yes, yes, you have told me many times, but why you dragged me in here to tell me it over again…”
“Why? You think it’s odd that I should want to talk to you alone?”
“No, of course not,” she said. “But why here?”
“So your father shouldn’t catch us.”
“Do you think I would mind terribly if he did?”
“Perhaps not, but I would, seeing as he’s my employer. And how could I marry you without a job?”
“Honestly, Bill, I don’t know that having you constantly worrying about what my father will think is much improvement over a life in the poorhouse.”
“I don’t worry about what he thinks, but I do respect him and…”
“And you are terrified of the idea that he may sack you,” she said.
“I am not terrified!”
“Is that why you haven’t told him yet? Is that why we’re meeting here, in secret, away from everyone else?”
He stumbled, fumbling for a way to deny the obvious. She sighed and shook her head.
“Bill, I do love you, but I don’t know that I can go on like this. You simply have to tell him and take what comes. It’ll do you good.”
“It’s likely to do me in,” he said.
The girl lost patience.
“Perhaps it will, but I don’t know that I care to marry a man who cannot even risk a harsh word from his employer.”
“But Frances, darling…”
“No, listen to me Bill,” she said, recovering her temper. “A comfortable home and a sure income are not all. I need to know that I can rely on you.”
“Surely my judicious caution proves that.”
“No, Bill; what you call ‘judicious caution’ only shows that you can’t stand unpleasantness. You always try to take the easy, safe way, and that makes me wonder whether you will be there for me if it ever becomes difficult. Do you see?”
“I…no, you’re perfectly right. I shall prove my courage.”
At this point, Martin heard the quick, soft steps an approaching servant and silently ducked into an alcove as a waiter strode past him into the hall.
“Mr. Little?” he said. “Professor Illingworth is calling for you.”
“Oh, yes; of course,” said Bill, hastily stepping away from Frances. “I-I shall be there directly.”
The waiter bowed and withdrew.
“Will you tell him now?” she asked.
“I…perhaps,” he said. “We’ll see what he wants first.”
He hesitated, then kissed her in a sudden burst of passion before dashing off. Frances stood stunned for a moment, then sighed, shook her head, and followed. Martin remained where he was, stroking his long chin thoughtfully.
Young people were really very silly.
“There you are!” Illingworth snapped as a big, round-shouldered boy with sandy brown hair appeared. “I would remind you that you are not here for your personal amusement; this is work.”
“Yes, sir,” said Bill. Perseus thought he gave the distinct impression of a dog. A big, friendly, likable kind of dog; say a Labrador or a retriever, but definitely a subservient character.
“I want you to begin work on an itinerary,” Illingworth ordered. “It seems that I shall going on expedition soon. You will prepare my schedule and be ready with my apologies once the dates are set.”
“Expedition, sir?” asked Bill.
“Do you mean you’re coming yourself, Professor?” said Elizabeth in surprise.
“I do. Since I shall be taking full responsibility for this…endeavor, I shall at least go along to ensure the work is done properly.”
“Is that…wise, sir?” asked Bill. “At your time of life?”
“Thank you, Bill, but I assure I am quite fit,” said Illingworth sharply. “This will not be my first trip to the Amazon; I know perfectly well what to expect.”
He drew himself up and seemed to flicker momentarily to life, like a dying fire under the bellows.
“It will probably do me good,” he added. “I’ve been cooped up in that drafty office for too long.”
“Yes, sir,” said Bill.
“What is going on?”
A girl joined them. She was short and slender, with long dark hair and wonderfully formed hands. Her pale skin was appealingly contrasted by her black dress.
“Your father is going on expedition to the Amazon, Frances,” said Bill.
“You are?” she said in evident surprise.
“Yes, and don’t you start about my age,” Illingworth said, though in a different and much gentler tone than he had used with Bill.
“I wasn’t about to,” she said. “I think it’s wonderful! It’s been ages since you’ve gotten out and done any real work.”
She glanced at Bill, who colored a little.
“Ah, before we go any further, sir,” he said, clearing his throat. “There is something I…that is to say…”
“Well, what is it?” Illingworth snapped. “Out with it man! There’s work to be done.”
Bill glanced at Frances, then squared his shoulders.
“Only that I should very much like to join you, sir.”
Perseus saw Frances’ face fall from controlled excitement to open disgust. Illingworth, however, merely frowned.
“Would you?” he said. “Have you any experience with field work?”
“No, sir,” he admitted. “But that is just why I would like to come. It would be a boon to my career to be able to say I accompanied you on one of your trips, and I’m sure I would learn more in a few weeks in the field than I would in years in the classroom.”
“That’s true enough,” said Illingworth. “Well, then, you shall come. But I expect no complaints and no shirking of your duties.”
“No, sir. Also, I would like to marry your daughter.”
“You WHAT?!” Illingworth exploded.
“Quick; come away and let’s start planning,” said Elizabeth, seizing Perseus’s hand and dragging him out of the hall. Her face suggested she was holding in her laughter with difficulty and wanted to escape before it broke free Illingworth’s shouts followed them, echoing through the stone halls. Indeed, as soon as they regained the main hall, she burst into quiet, but heartfelt peals of merriment.
“Poor Frances!” she laughed. “What a way to have it come out! But at least now they can get on with it; the silly ass has been wanting to marry her for years.”
Perseus affected to laugh as well. The genuine amusement he felt at the boy’s clumsy proposal at least helped to cover his discomfort.
“Elizabeth,” he said. “About this expedition. Are you going to insist on coming? I’ve been on trips like these before, you know; it’s very different from reading about them. And I…the last thing I’d want is for anything to happen to you.”
“Thank you,” she said. “That is very sweet of you, and gratifying. And I know it will be terribly dangerous and hard and I’m sure I’ll probably to look back more than once and think what a perfect idiot I was to insist on coming. But then, I’m also certain that if I don’t go, I will always look back and wish that I had. It’s not fair that you should have all the adventures, you know; I’d like at least one.”
“As you like,” he sighed. “And I can’t deny that it will be pleasant to have you along for once.”
“Thank you,” she said. “Partners?”
She held out a hand. He swallowed and took it.