(To the tune of ‘Last Friday Night’…though more directly ‘Don’t Mine at Night‘)

There’s a voice upon the breeze
There’s a screaming from the trees
Bodies all around the room
Last one left, girl, you are doomed!

Just no way to reach the car
Someone’s moving in the yard
Walls are dripping wet with gore
Now he’s pounding at the door!

Your life flashes by
And you start to cry
You’re doomed!
Oh, well.

He was caught off guard
And you hit him hard
He’s down!
(Whew!)
But don’t drop that knife

Refrain:
You just whacked him on the head
And it sure looks like he’s dead
But remember what they said
Don’t drop that knife!

I know he’s lying on the floor
But he’s been that way before
Only one way to make sure
Don’t drop that knife!

No one’ll think it is a crime
If you just stab him ten more times
Don’t hesitate and you’ll be fine
Don’t drop that knife!

Girl, it’s just the only way,
If you wanna live ‘til day – hey woah!
Don’t drop that knife!
(Here he comes again)
Don’t drop that knife!

Hiding underneath the bed
Found your boyfriend’s severed head
Think the cops are on their way
Hours left until the day!

Bleeding from a dozen cuts
Hear that chainsaw starting up
This might really be the end
Now he’s coming back again!

There’s nowhere to run
Now your life is done
You’re doomed!
This time

One more clever trick
And you hit him quick
He’s down!
(Whew!)
But don’t drop that knife

You just whacked him on the head
And it sure looks like he’s dead
But remember what they said
Don’t drop that knife!

I know he’s lying on the floor
But he’s been that way before
Only one way to make sure
Don’t drop that knife!

No one’ll think it is a crime
If you just stab him ten more times
Don’t hesitate and you’ll be fine
Don’t drop that knife!

Girl, it’s just the only way,
If you wanna live ‘til day – hey woah!
Don’t drop that knife!
(Here he comes again)
Don’t drop that knife!

(ki ki ma ma
ki ki ma ma
Ki Ki Ma Ma
KI KI MA MA)

Don’t drop that knife!

You just whacked him on the head
And it sure looks like he’s dead
But remember what they said
Don’t drop that knife!

I know he’s lying on the floor
But he’s been that way before
Only one way to make sure
Don’t drop that knife!

No one’ll think it is a crime
If you just stab him ten more times
Don’t hesitate and you’ll be fine
Don’t drop that knife!

Girl, it’s just the only way,
If you wanna live ‘til day – hey woah!
Don’t drop that knife!
(Here he comes again)
Don’t drop that knife!