From Fathom Events, I discovered that tonight they’re showing Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula (which may be the most ludicrous adaptational title expansion on record). I find that they begin their summary this way:
Based on Bram Stoker’s classic and dark love story about the vampire who travels from Eastern Europe to England in search of human love.
To which I respond: “That’s not Bram Stoker’s story at all. His story was of the vampire who travels from Eastern Europe to England in search of human lunch.”
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Who the Sam Hill turned the synopsis of *Dracula* into THAT?! This isn’t *Twilight,* for Pete’s sake! It’s the real deal.
“Human lunch” is right. Not “human love.” Unless you mean he loves the idea of the British tasting better than the Transylvanians…
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To be entirely fair, from what I understand that’s a not-inaccurate summary of Coppola’s version. It went with the ‘Mina is Dracula’s reincarnated wife’ angle.
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